Throwing Spaghetti at the Wall

I live with my wife, storyjen, Squirrel the cat, and my daughter DesignGirl.

I do not make many protected posts. I have the wisdom to keep my mouth shut on delicate matters. I avoid friending folks that don't punctuate, capitalize, or use paragraphs. (My apologies. I may like you, but the inner English Major in me screams at your prose habits.)

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I write books, but I'm not quitting my day job just yet. Find my novels and stories at http://amazon.com/author/douglasmilewski. They're good and worth your time. If you've ever wanted to read a "different" fantasy novel, I'm the guy who writes them.

I write books set in Endhaven. The Dwarf Shameness trilogy is composed of Weeds Among Stone, Standing Between Earth and Heaven, and A Touch of Genius. I collected them up into Dwarf Shamaness. Following that, the story moves to Astrea with the Swan Song series: All the Saints Are Dead, The Wind Before the Storm, A Crown of Silver Stars, and The Phoenix and The Swan. Those are collected in Swan Song. I am currently writing a series focusing on Pabi Ae, who turned out to be a surprisingly interesting character.

eFestivalOfWords Independent Book Awards nominated A Crown of Silver Stars in the Best Fantasy Novel (High Fantasy/Sword and Sorcery) category for 2015.

Macbeth the Usurper is a novelization of The Tragedy of Macbeth by William Shakespeare.

The Trope Team: They Shot Disco Dead is an over-the-top adventure comedy where all conspiracy theories are real and almost every fact is wrong.