Douglas Milewski (dacuteturtle) wrote,
Douglas Milewski

Battle Monkies

I have tried every combination of my name and nicknames that I can figure. I get spanked in every monkey combat known to man. Do you realize that Whipping Boy gets an 8.8. A Wuss gets a 7.4. Complete Wuss gets a 2.4. Doug gets a whopping 0.0. Yes, I do worse than a complete wuss!!!

Who writes these awful things? I bet they got the numbers all wrong.

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