Fucking hell, today it fucking talk like a fucking pirate day. Fuck Yeah! Most fucking pussies fucking think that talking like a fucking pirate consists of saying fucking "arrr" or something fucking like that. Shit, most fucking pussies don't fucking understand the fucking term "swear like a fucking sailor".

So fuck those shittin pussies and talk like a real fucking pirate.*

* Disclaimer: All use of offensive language is used with the intent of offending.