Douglas Milewski (dacuteturtle) wrote,
Douglas Milewski
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Transformers: Dark of the Moon

I made the unfortunate choice of watching "Transformers: Dark of the Moon" yesterday. This film can best be summarized as the most expensive MST3K quality film in existence.

Most of the acting simply didn't matter. Who really cares with such a hollowed-out shell of a non-existent story?

The editing was sometimes thoroughly incomprehensible. Too many connecting bits were cut for time, leaving us with extra gratuitous special effects to fill the void.

I do salute the animators for their wonderful animation. I do salute those cool ideas that did make it into the film. Really, I just about salute everyone. It's not their fault that they got handed a steaming pile of script.
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