Douglas Milewski (dacuteturtle) wrote,
Douglas Milewski
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I Ought to want a Lexus

I hardly watch commercial television these days. It's always a culture clash for me. This Christmas, I learned that I should be giving my wife a Lexus. That's what a wife or husband really wants. These cars are our secret desires. Materialism is LOVE.

Fortunately, my wife only wants a garden.

Actually, come to think of it, the Lexus is cheaper. 

While watching Dr. Who, we were both struck by the sheer number of commercials. They started playing and never seemed to stop. I'm glad that I'm not watching commercials. Some were clever, but most irritated me.
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