Douglas Milewski (dacuteturtle) wrote,
Douglas Milewski
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How the girl is like the cat

How the girl is like the cat

  • The cat licks butter off the bread. The girl licks butter off the bread.
  • The cat grabs my pants when he really really wants something. The girl grabs my pants when she really, really wants something.
  • The cat must sit in my lap. The girl must sit in my lap.
  • The cat likes sitting on the window ledge and looking outside. The girl likes sitting on the window ledge and looking outside.
  • I really can't look at the computer when the cat is around. I really can't look at the computer when the girl is around.
  • The cat doesn't listen. The girl doesn't listen.
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