"No!" is the response, and she'll close the door.
Lately, this has been reaching extremes. "Is it the nutcracker's job?" HT: "No, nutracker has a drum!"
"Is it the laundry basket's job?" "Nooooo"
We get creative.
Lately, my threats have been getting silly. "If I have to count to three, I'll so something silly." "No! No silly!"
Yes, I can get my daughter crying because I threaten her with silliness.