Douglas Milewski (dacuteturtle) wrote,
Douglas Milewski

Who Closes the Door

One game at bedtime is "Who closes the door?"

US: "OK, it's time to close the door."

Hers Truly: <does anything but listen>

US: "OK. It's Monkey Palunkie's turn to close the door!" [Substitute freely for closer of door]

Hers Truly: No. Hers Truly closes the door!

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