The other day, I ate the cookie, then she decided that she wanted the cookies and had a breakdown. "OK," we said, "Because daddy ate the cookie today, and only today, you get another cookie."
We duly gave her another cookie.
Hers Truly scarfed up the peanut butter filling, then shoved both ends into my mouth, culminating in the cry of "Another Cookie!!!"
Yeah, kid, we're wise to you.