Douglas Milewski (dacuteturtle) wrote,
Douglas Milewski

Ninja Master

"Kitten, only when you can catch a squirrel while wearing a bell will you be truly a ninja master."

The neighbor reports that Squirrel killed and ate a squirrel last week. He caught and killed a squirrel while belled. That means that Squirrel has completed the Ninja Master quest. Yay, Squirrel.

(Yes, I am a proud cat-daddy.)

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