If you want to get to Oberland, drive to Cleveland and turn left.
They have a beautiful victorian house. 300k for a couple thousand square feet. We have house envy. They have restaurant envy. Really, they have urband envy, the ability to find higher skilled services in your own locale. They are also gifting upon us many baby things, such as cloth diapers, and demonstrating how their 1 year old is already fairly good at potty.