Douglas Milewski (dacuteturtle) wrote,
Douglas Milewski

No Planet

Pluto isn't a planet. I never liked it anyway. All it really does is cross a whole lot of orbits, which is a frightful things, which is terrorism. Pluto is a terrorist planet! Look for future missions to destroy this rogue planet which continues to mess-up god's perfect solar-system cosmos.

This is all obvious proof that evolution is wrong.

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