Douglas Milewski (dacuteturtle) wrote,
Douglas Milewski
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The Wednesday Addams Dumps Draco Malfoy Thread

Wednesday Addams is a wonderful character to write.

Wednesday: Mother, how did you know that father was right for you?
Morticia: He lived.


So, with that in mind, it is time for Wednesday to dump Draco Malfoy. But who could do this once? I think it best to dedicate a whole thread to this idea, and let everyone else jump in.

Examples:

"I'm bored," said Wednesday. She left Malfoy hanging by a strap.

Draco finished the delicious dessert.
Wednesday did not smile. then uttered "I made that dessert for this special occasion."
"What's the occasion?" asked a smug Malfoy.
"Never seeing you again."


The rules: Keep it short. Keep it evil. Keep it Wednesday. And remember that evil is best implied.

I will leave it to the peanut gallery to advertise this evil thread.
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