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Wednesday Addams is a wonderful character to write.

Wednesday: Mother, how did you know that father was right for you?
Morticia: He lived.


So, with that in mind, it is time for Wednesday to dump Draco Malfoy. But who could do this once? I think it best to dedicate a whole thread to this idea, and let everyone else jump in.

Examples:

"I'm bored," said Wednesday. She left Malfoy hanging by a strap.

Draco finished the delicious dessert.
Wednesday did not smile. then uttered "I made that dessert for this special occasion."
"What's the occasion?" asked a smug Malfoy.
"Never seeing you again."


The rules: Keep it short. Keep it evil. Keep it Wednesday. And remember that evil is best implied.

I will leave it to the peanut gallery to advertise this evil thread.

Comments

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vvalkyri
Jul. 25th, 2006 01:27 pm (UTC)
:laugh:
I couldn't do it justice but I can think of a whole bunch of people who might...
chickwithmonkey
Aug. 1st, 2006 09:46 am (UTC)
Malfoy looked cross. "What's so special about the roof?"
"You like to fly," said Wednesday, and pulled a lever. "By the way, I forgot your broom."

"It saves time if you take it in the bath with you," explained Wednesday.
"Of course," Malfoy said, pretending he'd known all along how to use the hair dryer.

"Ferret," Malfoy sneered, "not mongoose."
"Oh, my mistake," Wednesday said, opening the snake's cage.

(via iulia_linnea)
dacuteturtle
Aug. 1st, 2006 12:35 pm (UTC)
Oh, I love the hairdryer. A+.
(Anonymous)
Aug. 4th, 2006 12:52 pm (UTC)
+1
(Anonymous)
Dec. 11th, 2007 08:57 pm (UTC)

Draco, Darling?
Yes, my love?
Our son has written.
Which house?
Hufflepuff.
(Anonymous)
Dec. 11th, 2007 09:02 pm (UTC)
"Wednesday, what is that smell?"
"What smell, Draco?"
"The pungent one"
"I have no idea" said Wednesday, while lightning a match.
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