Douglas Milewski (dacuteturtle) wrote,
Douglas Milewski

Being Naughty

Dear Santa...

Dear Santa,

This year I've been busy!

In August I committed genocide... Sorry about that, javasaurus (-5000 points). Last Wednesday I ruled Duluth, Minnesota as a cruel and heartless dictator (-700 points). Last week I pulled over and changed blueeowyn's flat tire (15 points). Last Thursday I set whiskeyrivers's puppy on fire (-66 points). Last Monday I pulled dannys_album's hair (-5 points).

Overall, I've been naughty (-5756 points). For Christmas I deserve a lump of coal!


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