October 6th, 2009

Macbeth the Usurper

Mad Cookie Plan

Hers Truly has a method of eating cookies. She opens the sandwhich cookie (usually peanut butter with oreo ends), then gives me the remaining cookie so that she can get back to watching videos on the bed.

The other day, I ate the cookie, then she decided that she wanted the cookies and had a breakdown. "OK," we said, "Because daddy ate the cookie today, and only today, you get another cookie."

We duly gave her another cookie.

Hers Truly scarfed up the peanut butter filling, then shoved both ends into my mouth, culminating in the cry of "Another Cookie!!!"

Yeah, kid, we're wise to you.