June 18th, 2008

Macbeth the Usurper

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Baby. That's what on the yogurt container. A baby.

Now, when Joy signs "baby", you must ask yourself: does she mean a baby, does she mean yogurt?

Likewise, "flower" means any plant. "Yes, it's a flower. That kind of flower is called a palm tree."
Macbeth the Usurper


Hers Truly likes to go outside.

The way that Hers Truly announces that she wants to go outside is that she brings me my shoe. If I don't move, she brings me my other shoe. If my hat is available, she brings me my hat. She repeats this with all available shoes until I take her outside.

If she wants to nap, she crawls into the reading chair and waits for mommy to realize that it is nap time.