Do you remember that kidney stone? It didn't pass. It lodged. The doctor had to take it out. I am told that it's rather jagged and would never have passed. I went to Suburban where my very good urologist pushed a catheter up my urethra and took it out.
I have a picture of it. I hope to post a picture, as soon as I have a scanner.
Interestingly, I had associated all this pain with my most recent Godzilla film. I might be right. Godzilla Against Mecha-Godzillal caused my kidney stone!
You may now give me lots of sympathy. In large bills, please.